What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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